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Unlucky day
Xiaoqiang recently very unlucky, although nothing major, but always small trouble.
He said yesterday, from the morning after not let him feel at ease, always Nurburgring.
Today the weather is good, get sunlight in the morning isn't as to the hostel, the bed sleeping among Stan.
"The sound of a Mastiff" thud "after" Ah, they were formerly roomates and looked, I saw xiaoqiang flapping on the ground, do agony.
On the way to school, xiaoqiang Justine get up after what it fell down, suddenly feeling ran into something soft things. Look up and saw the opposite stands a frown, his apologies for the beauty of a smile, but... "Rogue" and "snap" of a sound, xiaoqiang face many five finger printing.
Xiaoqiang slowly walked to the classroom.
Learning members came up and "Stan, homework. "Xiaoqiang one glance down at bag watch to face look untragic ACUNS," I forgot "…" you own to the teacher this afternoon. ”
Xiaoqiang think that fierce Baba of foreigners, a chills ...
Restaurant, xiaoqiang to a tomato scrambled eggs. "Together, do not want to be slaves ..." mobile phone rang, xiaoqiang took the phone out of the noisy restaurant. Ten minutes later. "The boss, I'm going to dinner?" and "what a meal you want" and "tomato scrambled eggs"
"Has been taken away, your credit card?" and "..." But, he's a tomato egg argument.
Go to the "Jack Bauer, individual study," so the Jack Bauer and see who together with a kettle, ready to go to individual study, by the way a little boiling water.
Two hours went by. Days are dark, there is no Moon tonight, a little wind. Xiaoqiang stood in front of rows of Kettle, cry, he disappeared in the kettle. "FUCK, my fourth kettle!.. ”
Xiaoqiang drooping shoulders and to hostel.

Unlucky day
Xiaoqiang is quite unlucky recently,nothing serious,but always little troubles.
Let's talk about yesterday,from the time he got up on,troubles kept happening and got him busy.
The weather was quite good that day,before he got up,the sunshine had already got into his dormitory,so he left his bed with his eyes sleepy still.
"splash!"followed with"ouch!",roommates turned their head one by one,only to find Xiaoqiang on the floor,painful.
On his way to the classroom,Xiaoqiang kept thinking about how he fell down this morning.Suddenly,he found himself run into something soft.Head up,a beautiful girl frowning!He smiled with regret,but...."rogue!","clap!",and a "five" on Xiaoqiang's face.
He walked into the classroom slowly...
The learning committee came to Xiaoqiang and said:"Xiaoqiang,Hand in your homework."He rummaged his school bag and said:"I didn't take..." "So you give the teacher by yourself this afternoon"
He thought of the tough foreigner,shivering.
In the dining room,Xiaoqiang orderd a Tomatoes scrambled eggs
.“起来，不愿做奴隶的人们…”(个人认为国歌还是不要翻译的好。。）his cellphone rang,he walked out of the noisy dinning room with his phone.Ten minutes later..."Where's my cooking?" "What did you order?" "Tomatoes scrambled eggs" "already taken away!You paid?" "......"helplessly,he paid for another Tomatoes scrambled eggs.
"Xiaoqiang,self-study."So he went with his roommates with kettle,preparing to get some boiled water by the way.
Two hours later,it was already dark,no moon,a little windy.Xiao qiang stand in front of rows of kettles,sadly.His kettle was missing."Fuck,it's already my fourth kettle..."
Xiaoqiang went back to his dormitory,disappointedly...

大四了。。大概是觉得这一切都要结束了吧。。。总觉怀念。。。看到你写的东西 还真像我们就在学校里经历过的点点滴滴。。。

是翻译成英文吗？
Unlucky day
Jack Bauer recently very unlucky, although nothing great things, but always little trouble...
He said yesterday it, from the morning get up, I never let he settled, always accident PinChu...
It is a fine day today, the morning sunshine still is not up to the dormitory according to the pretence, small strong blury eyes out of bed.
"Burst" 1 MenXiang after "whoops" followed, give up the friends one turned and saw jack Bauer solarized flapping on the ground, grimace.
On the way to class, jack Bauer straightening want to wake up is how fell down, suddenly feel bump into what soft thing. Rise see opposite stood a frowning belle, his apology smiled, but... "Hooligans" of "pa" 1, see jack Bauer face much 5 finger print...
Jack Bauer walked slowly into the classroom.
Learning committee came up and John Jr., hand in your homework." Jack Bauer bow flip a face of a rather sour face bag of watching to XueWei, "I forgot to"... "That you this afternoon you give teacher!"
Jack Bauer thinking of that tough foreigner, shuddering...
Dining-room, jack Bauer to a tomato scrambled eggs. "Get up, not the wish is the slave's people..." Mobile phone rang, jack Bauer take a telephone to out of noisy cafeteria. Ten minutes later. "Boss, I want rice?" "you want what rice" "tomato scrambled egg"
"Has been taken away, you charge?" "..." Helpless, and he played an egg noisy tomato...
"Jack Bauer, self-study to" then jack Bauer and give up the friends together and a water, ready to top self-study, conveniently rbis boiling water.
For two hours. It was dark, there is no moon tonight, a little wind. Jack Bauer standing in front row kettle, in sackcloth, his kettle disappeared. "FUCK, my fourth kettle..."
Jack Bauer lolling7 shoulder, toward the dorm...
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